i promised this and this is coming . yippee *
im at malacca now , give me a break .
i'll be back sunday night .
i miss the class already ):
the holy one
xoxo my legendary awesomenesses !
tripping on the edge of paranoia ..
wearing his yellow undies outside .
apparently he was trying to let me think he peed in his pants .
kids nowadays .. LEGENDARY !
i pretty well admit what paul ; my marketing faci described me as , something out of the ordinary yet i know i am.
a headache like me put to good use will do the world a great deed. LIKE NARUTO :D
ability of mind manipulation .
well i made it sound like this legendary most awesome of awesomeness power .
its basically just charismatic influence .
i made it sound appealing again .
okay let me cut it down to the simplest form of explanation .
i can play with your brain .
thats about it , it sounds plain rude but \m/
its all about psychological power .
i wont open my mouth and tell people im smart or im able to play with their brain . nobody would want to be my friend .
i wouldnt go around saying im an introvert because no introvert says they ARE introverts .
its games like our primary school times "zha" . the one with the cannon , human , and rock .
and even drinking games like 5-10 .
it has always benefited me in all ways and senses .
another source of this , are movies like SAW , red dragon , silence of the lambs , manhunter , they jolly well thought me how to be .. cunning .
no , you wont hate me after reading this because you'd probably guess im spouting rubbish .
maybe i am.
i dont know how i lost my mind in this shroud .
misty as it seems ; still unfazed.
im out , hes out , new's out .
"just left you and me bro ! "
and there left the last one standing .
stay strong and stubborn . success is within range.
compromise and commit
stubborn and intentional
respect and drive
discontent and mortified .
you own , you're th best , its a hack hack hack !
theres always a little barney in each of us .
deep down this legendary suited up awe-some high five past hippie womanizer is my real idol.
no pun intended -
how i met your mom \m/
i always had this daily list to help you out in your everyday life .
i have a request from a reader to bring back this segment !
Jackie's 10 tips to how to react when someone cracks a joke which is so bad , and no one's laughing.
1. the most fundemental thing to do is fake the worst laughter ever , without smiling .
2. if you want to give them some sense of belonging , give a nice hearty laugh and stop abruptly .
3. look at the person and think how lame can a person get and laugh AT the person , not with .
4. try to counter the bad joke with a good joke on your own so you can save the person from utter humiliation .
5. discuss your ppt with the person STRAIGHT AWAY .
6. put make up and look like lee min ho so most people will look at you instead of the person's sad face .
7. ask a random question ; for ex : so ... how's your mum ?
8. produce this duck or crow sound form your laptop , to save the person AGAIN .
9. make the nice skinny indian guy in your class the fool so this current fool will be taken over by another.
10. tell the person that he/she sucks so bad at original jokes and should never try to joke again because everytime you hear something that bad , your ears bleed .
i guess thats all i have for today.
C wanted a post so here's something for people to dwindle about .
*warning , do not try this in reality . disastrous .
i think right , we should only speak when we are supposed to .
there should be a god-forsaken remote control that can control everyone.
lime light shines on those sour , like it says its LIME light .
a word to ponder about , digress .
no , its not obama's slogan of progress .
its digress .
dont use it as a defensive mechanism against me when you're out of jokes . period .
show all your anger for me for saying this but the baby was horrifying .
he looked like he came out of the dollar store as a reject .
firstly hes around 3-4 years old.
he has a head so big , you can fit a plane in there and there's still place for the passengers.
now then , he has lazy eyes . he looks at me but actually hes looking at whats behind him.
he has lips which cannot even close even when he tries to.
the opposite of korean people's eyes where the eyes are too small and trying to open , this poor boy is trying to close.
hes forehead and eyes are so far apart you can use it as a shade to block th afternoon sun.
finally , he has eye which when i looked into , a distant memory of someone whom i'd seen before.
this boy , is bound to be ugly and screwed.
i feel sorry for him ; so does lydia .
im sure there're many worst out there but this particular malay baby is the ugliest one i've ever seen in my life.
and dont be mistaken , im a huge fan for babies .
normally they should be cute , but in special cases like this ..
you might find this , hurtful , or a joke , but im not laughing abt it.
i genuinely feel dreadfully sorry for that poor baby .
i dont know the reception hes going to get once he steps to society.
i cant wait to see him in 10 years.
he might look like my neighbour's pitbull .
engaging in a proper conversation consists of more than words and questions .
you need to influence some emotion and some thought into it.
my old perception of patronising all my peers and friends is drastically going in the wrong direction.
its common to see me speaking , but rare to hear me saying whats really in my mind out.
i'll try .
needless to say , liverpool is the best.
in your face muthafuckas !
united played as if chuck norris were playing all positions at once on the field for them.
fellow citizens of my class has been bombarding me with stories about this girl in my class.
she's hardworking and shes pretty good at her work but i dont know why the class cant seem to get along with her .
count me lucky because i havent been in the same team as her in any of the lectures .
also , heard that this ( well keyboard warrior but pretty gutless guy/girl ) person went to tag her tagbox . dont know what he or she said but i heard it was pretty good logic and still it makes sense .
its epic , just like the beginning of an era .
well all these chuck norrises can kiss their dignity goodbye .
telling someone off through her blog's tagbox isnt the way to do it .
but being too blunt and having guts to do things or say things which others wouldnt isnt the "hip" thing to do either .
which i recently read her blog , well just maybe a couple of minutes ago ; she assumes its something people wouldnt dare to do.
mmhmm victoria , being blatant and blunt yet piercing in the ears isnt something someone would like to achieve .
one more thing i would like to add is that grades isnt everything . you're not going to survive in the society with a mentality like this . EQ surpasses IQ nowadays .
bootlicking/high human socialibity/connections can get you to GM and pure smarts can get you only that much .
i like telling the truth , so here i am doing it so . like i said in my previous post which just so happens to be about it .
but sometimes you have to see the situation , having a friend is way better than having 10 more haters .
i dont think you'll read this , but maybe someone would tell you to . im not siding anyone ; quoted from amanda's fling : yet .
i dont judge that quickly , like you said its only been 3 weeks .
but one thing to consider is that when others bitch about her it makes them feel only better inside which will presumably increase their self confidence and thus making them more reliable in class while putting in way more effort just to spite you and then the equation will end up with them having better grades ; which you claim otherwise .
we all need friends and alibis .
i have to add this one last thing which kinda been stuck in my mind.
its not that people dont dare to say it in your face , they care about your feelings and such , while the others dont bother to even do so and just eagerly waiting to see your downfall .
iphone is smokin' hot.
3 numbers to brighten my week and still awaiting for the fourth tomorrow .
under the sun , playing with over-rated amateurs .
competing with myself , challenging the impossible .
glad to the extent of giving myself a pat on the back ,
dad bought me an iphone he promised since mid-june .
classmateys have been a treasure .
they miss me !
its a fact , truth is a sickening bastard who never seems to run away no matter how fast you run , how hard you fight it back , or how much you change yourself to a newer person to benefit others , the truth is still there and its there to stay .
read this , think about it , and organize a repercussion session for yourself .
.. just kidding .
i missed you so much for 2 weeks.
neither should you.
they bring joy to the naive , and torture to those mature.
good things sometimes happen , if you turn bad.
the phase of a makeover in this era is generally slowing down .
reference to the society , we're probably affected by retarded frogs .
you caught my eye . nope , not just a smile , more than a smile .
i see something no one can see .
as i stare deep into your eyes for a mere 3 seconds i can see anguish and totalled pasts .
i might not know whats happening now or whats going to happen but be sure i'll be there to find out.
you remind me of ...
hes got a big beard , a huge belly , and a terrible suit.
btw its runjit the red nose raindeer .
runjit the red nose reindeer
had a very shiny nark
and all the little pixies had to clean up the muck
santa sat in the chimney
he really blocked out the flu
and the following christmas
the whole family turned hindu.
although the fact that average joe with a7x tees with a bunch of piercings and additionally cladded with skinny jeans bought from not levi's but those street-stalls are pretty much perceived as posers to us , i think we should STILL condemn them.
there isnt anything more disgusting then seeing little young punks skipping around with them vision impaired young chics . it creeps me out just to be near them .
but still , some are our friends , our relatives , or even our juniors .
we should just let it be .
they're too good , ask them to take it .. and go away .
its beautiful to see how things turn up for them .
twisted or twisties .
btw yes Falloutboys are the \m/
scoring 6 own goals in a soccer match in the first half.
giving 6 passes away to your opponent in basketball in the first quarter.
bowling all in the drain for 6 frames in the first half.
potting the 8 ball 6 times in seperate games of pool in the first 10 games lets say race to 21 .
but now the thing is
coming back at 7 over ( 10 on a par 4 is 6 over ) at the end of the day is feat .
*i actually came at 2 under until the 16th hole .
it might not be the best score , but its close to covering up your mistakes you did .
not for me , i think its for everyone .
its like just losing 6-5 in the soccer match.
or losing by a rack in the pool game.
or losing by a few pins in bowling.
thats what i did and im proud of myself.
maybe its time i gave myself a pat on the back and look back at my hard work.
or maybe its time i slot an iphone into my pocket .
or maybe ..
anything , just a simple wish .
i would be delighted to have you for breakfast , lunch , and dinner .
it sounds preposterous but it might be warped enough to be true.
and thats when we start playing the wheel of fortune where cash in substituted into ice cream chunks.
now THAT would be a mOBSCENE .
you destroyed everything.
you ruined everything.
you bloodsucking vamp filled with hatred and controversy.
everyone detests you for being you.
ostracised since young . you've living in a state where people start the trend of expulsion .
especially when you're our first target.
maturity SHOULD be gained during this period of time but you'e too fucking much of a joke and a spoilt brat .
instead you opt the choice of blaming it on everyone except yourself.
just like how a 5 year old drops a lollipop and blames the ground for being there or being dirty.
but still after all the small talk :
you're my friend . at least we're on the same page on this .
the moment i looked up , a sight of disgust irks me as i layed eyes upon it.
a foreigner ; caucasian , making out/flirting/hooking up with an asian.
and jesus im not talking about xiaxue no , at least she is the proper local citizen.
but im referring to the attack of the MAIDS .
filipinos , indonesians , maidnation , maidville , maidland , maidsia .
why is there this .. this .. yellow fever with caucasians !?!
they can choose any nice local girls but they want ze maids .
picking them up from lucky plaza or orchard tower , its a common feature in singapore.
maybe its the looks ?
ANS : hell no.
maybe its the money ?
ANS : no.
maybe its the figure ?
ANS : maybe.
maybe its the sex ?
ANS : most probable after serious considerations.
its like how china ladies appeal to foreigners but not to their locals.
but the maids have thick lips just like didier drogba or shaun wright phillips .
google it .
it was a mistake but no doubt a dubious decision.
nevertheless it was a misunderstanding , based on your perceptual errors .
your power of analysis isnt strong enough to understand the intricate system working in my mind.
i forgive you for that.
but in return i seek for yours.
the upbringing of my parents and my social behaviour with my friends enabled me to the condemning of japanese animation such as "bleach" or "naruto" .
a disgusted sight of mere humans dressing up as ninjas hailing from shokudo japan serving sushi on a yellow plate for $3.50 each at peak periods everyday.
cosplay brought life for them , or so as they expected. the individuals are inclined to live in their own free world ; away from troubles , misery , poverty , be it any negative effect our normal leading life gives us , within their realm there's no such thing.
due to my openness to experience and dedication for new intrusion for my already teeming schedule and hectic life ; i decided to watch one episode of naruto with my 7yr old brother.
i regret to inform myself that i am currently in the "zone" right now.
the naruto zone.
this bizarre cartoon has grasped hold of my attention with its storyline and never ending flow of episodes.
do not be disappointed in me as i will not venture deeper into routines like cosplay or the common chatting ground with bespectacled geeks of nature about hentai .
since we're already at this topic , let me introduce a screamo version of pokemon's theme song.
it was claimed to be by bullet for my valentine but i greatly doubt so.
and no ... i didnt went to look up for it.
the credence is doubtful though . might be a scam made up just for defamation.
but whoever has this much time certainly must be a some washed up kid off the shores of slumps beyond the great wall of loserville .
there's something suspicious about this though.
there dont seem to be a contact information or at least an email for me to ask where did the author get the credits from.
reaching my wits end , im trying to add this perhaps alienated freak as buddy on STOMP.
accept my apology but i swear this is hilarious to a certain extend ( highlight below )
predict the unpredictable.
yes , someone has broken the wrong perception an stereotyping of asians.
long live eun yong yang.
i will get back to you soon.
Mankind has achieved some amazing things - 40 years ago Louis Armstrong landed on ze moon und 40 days ago Bruno landed on Eminem.
i believe im only satisfied in careers that allows me to have independence and freedom.
i am a natural performer. i enjoy the limelight when its shined on me , otherwise , expect me to shy away from the camera.
iobserve , ispeak , icritic .
in love i seek a relationship with shared activites and interests.
please like alcohol , tobacco , long walks under the moonlight , sex on the beach and a thick book on how to preserve a relationship for dummies .
with my mate i like to explore new ways to energize the relationship. i need to be bold and thrive on physical contact. i always liked the girl with the deck of pokemon cards which can subdue mine in short periods .
its been years since i've gained maturity so im looking out for mesmerizing eyes and D cups.
but anything that pops out at least an A cup is fine with me.
nope you dont have to be 40kg , 170cm and a curvy waistline. in fact thats a bonus for me .
quoting from mr sakhdev . i dont want a blond which has a history of family retardation.
i have a fetish on spectacles , they appeal to me . black rectangle ones .
i enjoy giving extravagant gifts that bring obvious pleasure to my loved one.
in my childhood i have the most difficult time fitting into academic routine.
subsequently i decided to waste all my time doing something which has no relavance to my future career ; playing golf.
i dont worship the devil , i just find satanism really out of the box . and i mean really.
i learned by doing and experiencing rather than by listening and reading.
you can predict from here how many times i have sodomized myself before learning my lesson.
i enjoy the blues , pop-punk , post-hardcore and heavy metal. its a weird combination but i grow a sense of belonging in every genre i tend to focus on .
Hello , im jackie , nice to meet you.
marcel the capuchin monkey has interested me with hes shenanigans and repulsive ross humping behaviour .
san diego seems like a much more apt place for marcel.
primates like these dont congregate around us too much. we should love them like we love ms. phoebe buffay.
the continuous situation of this scourge dwells inside .
decision to trim it away , or perservere and writhe.
you take the breath right out of me .
is there anything obvious . the path has concreted its way through .
suffering major setbacks , locking and sewing myself shut.
ignoring all the barriers and pry your way .
there is bound to be someone who so happens to be there .
picking you up and settling you down .
a saviour , what more can i say .
the journey is far , but the demise is immediate.
humans have decisions . nevertheless , before you adopt either plan , it has already been chosen by your sub-conscious mind .
dont deny it , only at crucial , imperative decisions that you leave it till the last second , where you desolate yourself from the pack , and resolve on your choice .
disregarding all these factors and back to the one main point.
we are humans.
Think about it , it'll be long gone before anything has just started.
is this all worth while . or will it end up like the trays of diamond found in a seattle suburb which turns out to be plastic jewellry.
i know i want this . i can perceive this more than anybody else do.
but hindrance , impediments seem to slow me down , in a more rapid manner compared to struggling in quicksand.
no this is not love , its amity , adoration , to get butterflies in my tummy and sunshines and rainbows around me when triggered .
how can something unviable seem to have intent . forgive me for being stalwart.
get this over and done with - simon sniggers .
*thart aeis arbsolutely drudful .
It could get very messy, Clarice, like the fish market.
- Hannibal Lector.
motivate , cultivate , activate yourself .
prove to others that you are here for a reason , to make an impact .
those weak in the mind cannot survive a crisis , let furthur an epedemic .
believe in yourself .
words from scheming individuals trying to manipulate your mind do not run your life .
maintain a weak mind and you'll soon realize the imprudent life you've been leading.
fire has a natural tendency to instill fear . note the common usage of fire as opposed to positive reviews .
spreading like wild fire , burning wrath , playing with fire .
perception error or a cliche .
do you remember the burn marks on your hand when you got too passionate with sparklers , mummy had to spend 2 hours with you in trying to alleviate the pain while convincing you that the twinge will be gone in a slight second.
conflagaration , combustions , inferno .
tobacco is released through burning . arsonists have fire as their associate .
just how many negative forms do fire take .
but just a solitary moment , lets take a breather and think ;
fire sounds a lot like love.
photographs has faded , memories laid out were taken back .
goodbye blogposts of 2007 till july 2009 . i'll always remember you.
human nature shows that people will try to survive by any means .
narcissism has lusted beside me . i kept it under my wing and allowed it to take form within myself.
manipulation of the mind , hypocritical , cynical , what more . the power of the mind has vowed to take control of everything when the universe gave birth. i claim all responsibility of being a pompous person .
luck , faith , hope , none plays a part of who i am today .
i stacked my bricks to my height , and possibly further more . being above all does nothing more than prove my worth .
equally cerebral and spontaneous denies to be a desired outcome of anyone . though stacked on the odds , the flair in my nature allows it to dwell within me .
the satisfaction of being offensive and deliberate drives me to carry on with maturity . reverence flocks by if you are able to reap what you sow . thus no one has mine .
callous i may be , salvage when i plea .
can you still remember the little toy soldiers and dolls we used to play .
small soldiers we'd pretend we are with our miniature guns made from scrap paper picked from the bins .
i picked up a crayon and you copied me . i made a gesture and you followed suit by drawing on the wall with me .
i drew a sun , you drew a moon . i drew a power ranger and you accompanied with a bad interpretation of winnie the pooh .
i'd be king of the playground while you be the queen.
do you remember the time i met you , back then .
neither a handshake nor an introduction was needed. all we need were little action figures and your barbie dolls .
they'd do the speaking for us while we just control our movements , actions speak louder .
we'd be best friends and we'll sit down on little polystyrene chairs eating our lunch.
and then we were all grown up .
its harder to say hello comparing to when we were just little kids .
hello only comes after an accidental trip which i came to you aid and asked if you're alright .
sometimes it would never come . and then we'd stare at each other for hours without saying a word.
you'd be thinking .. let him make a move first , i will talk to him if he talks to me first , yes thats it.
consider that it can happen bothways . but no one actually initiated the move.
so without speaking we made our way .
and we go back wondering ; what if .. the slightest of movement and i'll just walk up to introduce myself.
"but i didnt". i said to myself . vulgarities spurred across the simple mind .
foolish , or just bashful .