nail him down.
theres always a little barney in each of us .
deep down this legendary suited up awe-some high five past hippie womanizer is my real idol.
no pun intended -
how i met your mom \m/
im realized i have no warmth @ 12:48 AM
square this.
do you remember , guessing , few years ago .
i always had this daily list to help you out in your everyday life .
i have a request from a reader to bring back this segment !
Jackie's 10 tips to how to react when someone cracks a joke which is so bad , and no one's laughing.
1. the most fundemental thing to do is fake the worst laughter ever , without smiling .
2. if you want to give them some sense of belonging , give a nice hearty laugh and stop abruptly .
3. look at the person and think how lame can a person get and laugh AT the person , not with .
4. try to counter the bad joke with a good joke on your own so you can save the person from utter humiliation .
5. discuss your ppt with the person STRAIGHT AWAY .
6. put make up and look like lee min ho so most people will look at you instead of the person's sad face .
7. ask a random question ; for ex : so ... how's your mum ?
8. produce this duck or crow sound form your laptop , to save the person AGAIN .
9. make the nice skinny indian guy in your class the fool so this current fool will be taken over by another.
10. tell the person that he/she sucks so bad at original jokes and should never try to joke again because everytime you hear something that bad , your ears bleed .
i guess thats all i have for today.
C wanted a post so here's something for people to dwindle about .
*warning , do not try this in reality . disastrous .
i think right , we should only speak when we are supposed to .
there should be a god-forsaken remote control that can control everyone.
lime light shines on those sour , like it says its LIME light .
a word to ponder about , digress .
no , its not obama's slogan of progress .
its digress .
i always had this daily list to help you out in your everyday life .
i have a request from a reader to bring back this segment !
Jackie's 10 tips to how to react when someone cracks a joke which is so bad , and no one's laughing.
1. the most fundemental thing to do is fake the worst laughter ever , without smiling .
2. if you want to give them some sense of belonging , give a nice hearty laugh and stop abruptly .
3. look at the person and think how lame can a person get and laugh AT the person , not with .
4. try to counter the bad joke with a good joke on your own so you can save the person from utter humiliation .
5. discuss your ppt with the person STRAIGHT AWAY .
6. put make up and look like lee min ho so most people will look at you instead of the person's sad face .
7. ask a random question ; for ex : so ... how's your mum ?
8. produce this duck or crow sound form your laptop , to save the person AGAIN .
9. make the nice skinny indian guy in your class the fool so this current fool will be taken over by another.
10. tell the person that he/she sucks so bad at original jokes and should never try to joke again because everytime you hear something that bad , your ears bleed .
i guess thats all i have for today.
C wanted a post so here's something for people to dwindle about .
*warning , do not try this in reality . disastrous .
i think right , we should only speak when we are supposed to .
there should be a god-forsaken remote control that can control everyone.
lime light shines on those sour , like it says its LIME light .
a word to ponder about , digress .
no , its not obama's slogan of progress .
its digress .
im realized i have no warmth @ 11:07 PM
kazam.
if its not good enough , tell me , i work on it until perfection.
dont use it as a defensive mechanism against me when you're out of jokes . period .
dont use it as a defensive mechanism against me when you're out of jokes . period .
im realized i have no warmth @ 7:46 PM
he wouldnt know.
dismayed with an ugly baby.
show all your anger for me for saying this but the baby was horrifying .
he looked like he came out of the dollar store as a reject .
firstly hes around 3-4 years old.
he has a head so big , you can fit a plane in there and there's still place for the passengers.
now then , he has lazy eyes . he looks at me but actually hes looking at whats behind him.
he has lips which cannot even close even when he tries to.
the opposite of korean people's eyes where the eyes are too small and trying to open , this poor boy is trying to close.
hes forehead and eyes are so far apart you can use it as a shade to block th afternoon sun.
finally , he has eye which when i looked into , a distant memory of someone whom i'd seen before.
this boy , is bound to be ugly and screwed.
i feel sorry for him ; so does lydia .
im sure there're many worst out there but this particular malay baby is the ugliest one i've ever seen in my life.
and dont be mistaken , im a huge fan for babies .
normally they should be cute , but in special cases like this ..
you might find this , hurtful , or a joke , but im not laughing abt it.
i genuinely feel dreadfully sorry for that poor baby .
i dont know the reception hes going to get once he steps to society.
i cant wait to see him in 10 years.
he might look like my neighbour's pitbull .
show all your anger for me for saying this but the baby was horrifying .
he looked like he came out of the dollar store as a reject .
firstly hes around 3-4 years old.
he has a head so big , you can fit a plane in there and there's still place for the passengers.
now then , he has lazy eyes . he looks at me but actually hes looking at whats behind him.
he has lips which cannot even close even when he tries to.
the opposite of korean people's eyes where the eyes are too small and trying to open , this poor boy is trying to close.
hes forehead and eyes are so far apart you can use it as a shade to block th afternoon sun.
finally , he has eye which when i looked into , a distant memory of someone whom i'd seen before.
this boy , is bound to be ugly and screwed.
i feel sorry for him ; so does lydia .
im sure there're many worst out there but this particular malay baby is the ugliest one i've ever seen in my life.
and dont be mistaken , im a huge fan for babies .
normally they should be cute , but in special cases like this ..
you might find this , hurtful , or a joke , but im not laughing abt it.
i genuinely feel dreadfully sorry for that poor baby .
i dont know the reception hes going to get once he steps to society.
i cant wait to see him in 10 years.
he might look like my neighbour's pitbull .
im realized i have no warmth @ 6:43 PM
