beer cards and tarot on lards.
you dont know what its like to be pranked countless of times by your friends.
claiming it was magic .
you pick an object and then the guy outside can come in and tell you what you picked.
oh no its not the order or sequence . its not anything .
i got such a fucking headache my beer seems like pure alcohol to me .
my whole body started firing up and i got so frustrated .
i got so ticked off my feet were tapping at a rate so fast it makes usain bolt seems slow.
my mind went blank from thinking so deep and so hard that it makes chuck norris seem cool.
i got so bloated in the tummy that it makes norbit look like heidi klum.
but..
FINALLY
FINALLY
the fucking brain of mine started warping backwards and i got it.
yes i fucking got it.
they did it ONE MORE BLOODY SICKENING TIME I FUCKING GOT IT .
i am so confident that it makes an open 6 yard strike by fernando torres looks missable .
the joy pubs bring you ..
indispensable .
im realized i have no warmth @ 12:45 AM
Beat the hype
hitting a 10 on a par 4 in the first half is almost equalvalent to
scoring 6 own goals in a soccer match in the first half.
giving 6 passes away to your opponent in basketball in the first quarter.
bowling all in the drain for 6 frames in the first half.
potting the 8 ball 6 times in seperate games of pool in the first 10 games lets say race to 21 .
but now the thing is
coming back at 7 over ( 10 on a par 4 is 6 over ) at the end of the day is feat .
*i actually came at 2 under until the 16th hole .
it might not be the best score , but its close to covering up your mistakes you did .
not for me , i think its for everyone .
its like just losing 6-5 in the soccer match.
or losing by a rack in the pool game.
or losing by a few pins in bowling.
thats what i did and im proud of myself.
maybe its time i gave myself a pat on the back and look back at my hard work.
or maybe its time i slot an iphone into my pocket .
or maybe ..
scoring 6 own goals in a soccer match in the first half.
giving 6 passes away to your opponent in basketball in the first quarter.
bowling all in the drain for 6 frames in the first half.
potting the 8 ball 6 times in seperate games of pool in the first 10 games lets say race to 21 .
but now the thing is
coming back at 7 over ( 10 on a par 4 is 6 over ) at the end of the day is feat .
*i actually came at 2 under until the 16th hole .
it might not be the best score , but its close to covering up your mistakes you did .
not for me , i think its for everyone .
its like just losing 6-5 in the soccer match.
or losing by a rack in the pool game.
or losing by a few pins in bowling.
thats what i did and im proud of myself.
maybe its time i gave myself a pat on the back and look back at my hard work.
or maybe its time i slot an iphone into my pocket .
or maybe ..
im realized i have no warmth @ 8:16 PM
IF.
if i could wish for something now .
anything , just a simple wish .
i would be delighted to have you for breakfast , lunch , and dinner .
it sounds preposterous but it might be warped enough to be true.
and thats when we start playing the wheel of fortune where cash in substituted into ice cream chunks.
now THAT would be a mOBSCENE .
anything , just a simple wish .
i would be delighted to have you for breakfast , lunch , and dinner .
it sounds preposterous but it might be warped enough to be true.
and thats when we start playing the wheel of fortune where cash in substituted into ice cream chunks.
now THAT would be a mOBSCENE .
im realized i have no warmth @ 3:42 PM
